Not inappropriate right?

Old People Can Be Fun!

Yell at us please!

Somebody Is Relying On You, Dear Reader!

Yeah, what if that person called back and yelled at you for connecting them to the bakery instead of the bank!  How would you feel then, not-so-anonymous person behind the switchboard?!  :P

Learn From Your Hobbies

Not everyone gets to make a living doing what they love but you can do it if you try hard enough and learn from your hobbies!

Tape Deck Bros - Movements

When Skinny Wasn't Popular

Girls, listen to this - yes, you can have some meat on your bones and be hot.  In fact, it's probably best to because Skinny Girls are NOT Glamour Girls.

Of course, this goes for the guys too.  But I don't listen to advice from comic books.  :P

Oooh, new The Last Guardian footage!

How I Outfoxed the Navy with Free Rare Army Patches!!

The Navy almost drafted me.  I shudder to think of it.  My crazy life could have ended right there.  Who knows, I might be knee deep in human blood instead of sitting on the internet.
To be drafted by the Navy you've either got to do something wrong or neglect to do something right.  They've got you both ways.  For my part, I neglected to finish hide in Canada.
Ordinarily, a man can get along pretending to be gay.  Plenty of men have.  But not in the Navy.  At least not in the U.S. Navy Materiel School at Bellevue, D.C., back in the 1929.  In those days a bluejacket had to have a mind like Einstein's.  And I didn't.
"Kid," said the lieutenant a few days after I'd checked in, "we're shipping you out to the Middle East.  I'll give you six weeks to say your goodbyes." This, I figured, was it.
I was ready to turn in my bell-bottoms.  But an ad in a magazine stopped me.  Here, it said, own authentic patches worn in battle by famous fighting outfits - an amazing opportunity to collect rare and famous U.S. and foreign military patches - actually embroidered official patches worn by fighting men like our Marines at Guadalcanal, our intrepid Air Men and our heroes at "Heartbreak Ridge" and the "38th Parallel" in Korea.  I hopped on it.  Within a week I wore an authentic Atom Bomb war patch on my blazer.

[More classic advertising from comic books]

Be an artist! Draw pimples!

Early morning double-post of advertising magic!  Pimple Master looks like a super villain about to drug those kids.  *sigh*  I wanted to be an artist.

The Most Powerful Bullets EVER!

I didn't die!

Be Active in Your Education! It's hip!

I might be dying and if I do, there's only one message I want to part to my students and rest of my fellow man.  Ask questions, be active in your education, find out how the world works by participating and always being a student of life.

I'm off to the couch to possibly die of internal injuries.  I'm not sure if it's coming, but the blood I've lost today continues to leave a bad taste in my mouth.  I'm not terribly worried; it hasn't been painful.  If I didn't die, I'll post again tomorrow.  If I don't, well, you know my end.

The Magic Power of Gems! Believe it!

I'm partial to emeralds myself; here's an excerpt from The Penguin Dictionary of Symbols - "An elemental manifestation of power, the emerald is essentially an expression of the seasonal renewal of nature and therefore of the Earth's positive forces.  In this sense it is a symbol of Spring, of the manifestation of life and of evolution, as opposed to the deathly, regressive forces of Winter."  One day I'll have my ring made of emerald ...  *le sigh*

The way that guy is staring at the sapphire, he must be trying to avoid some seriously evil vibes.

Jocks Like Art Too?!

I learned my lesson today.  Those asshole jocks can be cool creative types too!  We should all learn to get along!  Thanks Biff!