Golly! I never saw it like this before.

Be. Myself. *confused* But who else would I be? Who am I? Who other than myself could I be?

This Isn't Easy

The Whole World In Our Hands

We've got the whole world in our hands constantly.  Too bad it's all in commodities.

Pimples at 27

So since I started this full-time job I've been hitting the McDonald's pretty hard.  It's just a short walk away from the office and really and truly, I love the Sausage & Egg McMuffin's greasy goodness.  But true to Morgan Spurlock's warnings, the MacDonos give you the zits; they started spawning on my face in week 4 and it resulted in a terrible weekend of hiding in my room.  So it can happen to you too, dear reader.  Try Alton at your own risk though.  I suggest you simply cut down on the fattening breakfasts.

I also started seeing some kind of neck fat expansion.  My beautiful visage has been damaged by my careless eating.  Looks like I need to head bang to work it off.  Too bad I don't have long hair anymore.  :|

John Wooden on true success

Old People Can Be Fun!

Yell at us please!

Somebody Is Relying On You, Dear Reader!

Yeah, what if that person called back and yelled at you for connecting them to the bakery instead of the bank!  How would you feel then, not-so-anonymous person behind the switchboard?!  :P

Jocks Like Art Too?!

I learned my lesson today.  Those asshole jocks can be cool creative types too!  We should all learn to get along!  Thanks Biff!